Monday, June 20, 2011

How many women have you slept with?

Ahhhh, the age-old question.  WTF does it mean and how should we answer it?  I think guys in general don't like this question because they fear giving the wrong answer.  We all hear this question and immediately start thinking about how not to answer it and what would happen if we did.  I've even heard formulas like "Well you take your number and if it's above 10 then you divide by 3 and add 2 and if it's below 10 then multiply by 3 and subtract 2."  Funny shit, but the fact that guys have developed this kind of methodology to answering this question is a testament to the weight it seemingly holds to a woman.  Afterall, if we tell her the real number, what if we can't handle what she thinks about it?  What if she won't date us because of it?

Friday, June 3, 2011

How to know where you stand with women.

No time for messing around today.  What i've got to talk about here is serious business for those of you still half-assing things.  Today's topic is burning shit to the ground, making for damn sure that the girl you're into is either in or out.  NO MIDDLE GROUND.  Burn the boats, there's no turning back!