Thursday, December 8, 2016

Dude! I Banged the Hottest Chick the other Day!

Wow, guys!  I certainly didn't expect such an overwhelming response to the coaching deal that I put out a couple of posts ago, so thanks to everyone who took me up on it!  Unfortunately, it's been so much of a response that I need to cancel the deal immediately.  I simply don't want to overextend myself, especially with this new website on the way and all the filming and preparation i'm doing to get things going.  Right now I'm literally spending day and night working on filming, writing, working with web designers, etc.  and I don't see that workload getting any smaller anytime soon.

So, just to not be a dick to you guys, if you were still wanting to get some training for anytime in 2017, I'm going to give you until Wednesday, December 15th to either purchase your training or to email me if you've got extending circumstances of some sort.

Use the training anytime you'd like in 2017.

I know sometimes guys are wanting to get paid, etc. and that stuff doesn't happen on your schedule, so if you're in that category just email me before Wednesday and I can try to work with you.  Again, I apologize for running the deal short, I just didn't expect this kind of response, so thanks again and I'm sorry.

Again I really can't stress this enough!!!  This year and this new website are going to be a big huge deal that will change the whole dating industry, so this really is your last chance to train with me affordably because as the new website grows in popularity the amount of time I have available will shrink and my prices will continue to rise, so please act now and don't be the guy who wishes he had taken me up on the deal when the price was low.  That deal is now, and now only.

In other news, please don't be a fucking braggart...  Nothing to me is more annoying than the guy who MUST tell you how big his cock is, how great he fucks his girl, how every girl comes with him, how great his mojo is, how amazing he eats pussy, how much girls love to suck his dick, how he got laid this morning, how he banged two chicks last week, etc etc etc.

How is the guy you're telling about all this shit even supposed to respond to it???

REALLY?!?  Like, really?  You know it's one thing if you get laid and you're excited about it and you wanna tell a buddy or two about it.  Congrats.  It's a totally different thing when you're consistently looking to others to maintain a position that you think you have where people respect you or like you more or think you're more of a man when you say this type of stuff over and over.  The reality is that we men, as a group, go entirely too far with this behavior.

A guy who has true abundance simply doesn't talk about it much or at all because it's not that big of a deal.  Period.

So I challenge you to be a guy who doesn't have to talk about your latest conquest with other men.  Instead, keep your own secrets and be the guy who people wonder about.  When you're a very discreet man, people will happen to see evidence from time to time and they'll surmise much much more about you (that you'll then deny).  There's really no need to search for and seek approval from others when it comes to your relationship or relationships with women.  I think it's best to do what you like to do and to be discreet about it.

I almost forgot!  Shoot me an email me right now if you'd like to take me up on the training offer before it expires Wednesday.  Last chance!  Paypal me: jake@bradp.com and Email:  jakepulls@gmail.com

Thanks for reading!


Tuesday, December 6, 2016

The Move

It happens to all of us, all the time.  There's a point in time where we know we're supposed to "make a move" on a girl.  Whether the move is just to start talking or it's to start flirting during talking, or even it the move is to try and touch a girl's chest, the reality is that many guys are scared of these opportunities with women and it causes them to NOT act.  This is the worst choice of all and today I'm going to tell you why...

Wednesday, November 23, 2016

My Instagram is Up!

Jump on my new instagram to see texting straight from my phone and my students.

@flawlesstexting  

That is all.  

Wednesday, November 16, 2016

Still Stuck on Something?

Are you still stuck on some particular part of dating?  Maybe you're not even dating or you're "waiting" for something to happen before you start again?

Today I've got some very good news for you and some very bad news.

First the bad news.  That bad news is that your situation is never going to change unless YOU change it by taking action.  You can wait all you want, but really when you tell yourself you're waiting for something, the truth is that you're BLOCKING what needs to happen.  You're telling yourself LIES because you're afraid of what might happen if you face your fear.

Let me paint this out for you so it's clear.  That thing you're afraid of?  It's what you need to go through to grow.  

It's not going to be easy to go through it, but I'll give you some FANTASTIC news!!!  That thing you're afraid of is far far less difficult than you think.  Got some AA?  I'll cure it in like 15 minutes, face to face.  I've done it for 10 years now.  Need a jumpstart so meeting women becomes fun instead of seeming like so much damn work?  I've got just the thing.  In fact, I've been using it now on about the last 10 students I've taught and it's producing instant results.  Need to get over a girl?  Move on?  Get her back even?  I'll walk through what happened for you and give you the real truth about what happened.

It's that time of the year again!!!  

The end of the year is coming and nobody likes to celebrate alone.  What if you could nuzzle up in sweaters with a cozy new girl by the fire and watch a movie together, followed by some closer time afterwards?  Maybe go christmas shopping, ice skating, or spend New Years Eve together and finally be kissing someone when the new year strikes?  There's time...

As many of you know, I'm working my ass off on a new website where I personally teach you all of the dating skills I've come to know over the past 10 years.  In fact, my goal is to release it to a small number of people January 1st.  Once we've got any possible kinks worked out (I'm hoping there won't be any, but you never know... Flawless Texting release went very smoothly), I'm going to open the floodgates and the dating industry will never be the same.  I'm literally going to make the best and most comprehensively informative website the dating industry has ever seen.

Will it all be there immediately?  Like everything?

No.

It takes time to record and edit all the video we're shooting, so new information will be coming out monthly or bi-monthly.

As you can imagine, as my time gets more and more valuable, the price for my coaching sessions is going to skyrocket as well.

So today, right now, i'm going to give you literally your last shot ever at a great coaching deal with me.  Starting January 1st my prices will double.  Then as demand increases again with the popularity of the website, I'm going to raise prices from there.  The reality is that I'm just not going to have time to coach much as this business increases.  In fact, if I have it my way I won't coach much at all in the coming years and instead I'll just teach what I can and live in Thailand or something.  Who knows...

So!  This is it.  For the rest of the month of November i'm selling one-on-one trainings for $750.  Want an hour on the phone with me?  $150.  Buy as much as you like and use the training anytime from purchase until the end of 2017.  You will NEVER see a deal like this again from me.

Stop LYING to yourself because you're afraid of what might happen if you take action to make a change in your life.  Make it easy on yourself and let me guide you through it.  Its the absolute simplest way to make lasting change in your life.  I promise you that if you come and see me it'll be much much easier than you think it will be.

And if you're not quite ready this month?  That's okay too.  December the price will be $850 for a one on one training and $180 for an hour on the phone.  Buy 3 trainings and get an even better deal.  Again, the idea is to buy now and use the training anytime from now until the end of 2017.

Not good enough?  Okay I'm going to sweeten the deal even more.  Take me up on my offer for a one-on-one and I'll give you're first learning tutorial on my new website and one month access for free.  You'll literally be in the first small group of guys to join.

And if that's not enough, then screw you.  lol.  Stop reading my blog and crawl in a womanless sewer of despair somewhere, cause that's the best I can do.  haha.

Anyways guys, BOOK NOW!  It's easy.  Simply paypal me (jake@bradp.com is my paypal ID) and email me jakepulls@gmail.com.  We'll jump on the phone and make arrangements asap.

Have questions or concerns about this?  email me jakepulls@gmail.com and we can jump on the phone and have a quick chat about your needs, free of charge.  I pride myself on commonly jumping on the phone with students instantly or on the same day I get your email, so don't hesitate.  The worst that could happen is I give you some direction for free and for whatever reason it doesn't work.  So do it!  Email me.  Or maybe this time next year when I ask you if you're still stuck on something, the answer will be yes.  You'll still be in the same place you are...  then when?  When will you fix it?  When will you take action?  When will you give yourself some happiness finally???

Now is the best time ever, and this end of the year deal is the last of it's kind ever.

I'm really trying my best to reach you guys before the mayhem starts from the new website and demand shoots through the roof for me and my time, so please take me up on this offer before prices double (and they will, I guarantee it) at the beginning of the year.

Thanks for reading, guys!  Now take action!  Email me now.  jakepulls@gmail.com

Wednesday, October 19, 2016

Radio Silence

Hey guys just checking back in with you all today to let you know I'm not dead.... quite the opposite, in fact!  I've been SUPER busy with the new website I'm preparing, and since it'll have video tutorials about every aspect of game, you can imagine how much work it takes!  The good news is that I'm hoping to have it up in the next month or so here, so standby...

I've been getting some emails about availability to live with me and do a pickup mansion style training, and right now unfortunately i'm only training one student at a time so I won't have an opening in the house until November 15th.  I still haven't selected a student yet to move in at that time, so if you're thinking of taking your game into hyper-speed, then shoot me an email to jakepulls@gmail.com ASAP and we can jump on the phone and talk details.

I absolutely cannot wait to show you guys what I've been working on, so thanks for your patience!  You're going to love what's coming next...

Friday, August 19, 2016

Avoid the EPIC Trap and Become a Dominant Alpha Male

There's a HUGE difference between what men who are REALLY successful with women are doing and what the dating community has been teaching for all these years.  It's really quite alarming, actually, and it's because as teachers in the community we've got a huge task at hand when we try to take a submissive nice guy and turn him into an alpha male...

Thursday, July 21, 2016

How to Fuck Whoever you want in Less Than One Year

Had the chance to train an amazing student this weekend using the method I outline in Flawless Texting and on the Flawless Man forum.  He wrote a review that I'd love to share with you guys.  Also, I've got some SPECIAL NEWS in this post and I'm going to leave a couple secrets in his review that I normally would keep to just forum members and my training students.  If you'd like to see the full review then click here.

Wednesday, June 29, 2016

Review of Jake P.

How To Learn Dating Skills As Fast As Possible

Hey guys,

I've got some updates for you today.  I'm currently in the mode of trying to get as connected as possible to you guys, so if you want to learn dating skills as fast as humanly possible, here's how to get connected...

Tuesday, June 28, 2016

How To Tell If A Girl Likes You Instantly - She Says THIS

Today, officially, I'm showing my face to you guys.  After years and years of being behind the scenes, today in this post I'm going to give you a link to a video I just made about this very blog post.

Thursday, June 23, 2016

Are you having trouble turning phone numbers into dates?

So I wrote the following post in July of 2008. It still applies and I thought you might like it, so here you go....

At some point in your progress through learning dating skills, you might find out that you can initiate conversation with women, attract them, use touch well, and get phone numbers well.  Great!  However, many people that are in this position will get those numbers but convert them into a very low percentage of dates.  I, myself had the "lots of numbers in LA but tons of flakes" problem and at first I got frustrated.  Very soon after I crushed the problem with a huge fucking hammer...

Thursday, June 16, 2016

How to make any girl want to fuck you

Today I'm going to outline how YOU can make ANY girl want to fuck you.  That's right, ANY girl.  Oh, and by the way if you're new to reading my blog or you've never heard of Jake P. before, you might be wondering "Who the fuck is this guy and how does he know?"

Good question.

Well my name is Jake, and I've been a professional dating instructor since 2007, first apprenticing under the number one dating instructor in the world, and now running my own company since 2014.  I've taught hundreds of men just like you in person.  I've taught them exactly how to make any girl want to fuck them, and now some of those men now have companies and students of their own.  They show men how to meet women using the techniques I've taught them.

The difference between them and me?  They're repeating information they've learned from other people, and I'm sharing information with you that I've learned through my 15+ years of going to bars and clubs and hitting on over 50,000 women.  Oh, and if that's not enough, feel free to do a simple search online for Jake P. and you'll be able to find tons of reviews done by students just like you over the years.  I boast a 100% success rate, and today after I expose some of my best secrets to you I hope that you'll become a raving fan just like they are and the other 500,000 (thats a half million) people who have read this blog just like you're doing now.

Are you ready?  Okay, then let's get right to it.

Thursday, June 9, 2016

Are you a "Fast Mover?"

When it comes to choosing men, women have a tough job, so they employ many sneaky tricks designed to filter out men who they deem might not be the best for them.  This is a biological mechanism at work, and unfortunately biology just doesn't favor everyone.  However!  The good news is that for those of us who are smart or experienced at seeing the traps women set before we fall into them, we can improve our chances of snagging the ever illusive chupacabra of the fairer species... the "10."  Today i'm going to talk about one such trap women set that I like to call the "fast mover" trap.  After all, just because you're not biologically superior doesn't mean you're a bad guy...

Friday, May 27, 2016

How to Lose your Virginity

Over past 8 years of teaching dating skills to men I've helped a number of men who are virgins, some of them well into their 40's.  When you want to lose your virginity and you can't seem to do it, talking with women and going through the dating process can seem super hard, and when anything seems super hard to us, we tend to lose our motivation to achieve it.  Many men give up trying, and soon enough they find themselves in a really rough spot.  If you're one of those men who has given up or feels like giving up then read on, because today I'm going to tell you the absolute simplest way to lose your virginity...

Friday, April 15, 2016

How to Spot a Gold Digger

So this morning a girl texted me out of the blue who I briefly hooked up with two times in the past. Within a few text messages she outright asked me to give her money for a ticket to Coachella (a huge concert and festival in California).  Today i'm going to expose her text messages below so that you can judge for yourself:  Is this girl normal and nice, or is she a gold-digging whore that deserves public shame?  I'm also going to expose strippers.  If you're interested then read on...

Wednesday, April 6, 2016

A New Evolution of Game

Our student "B" from this past weekend just wrote a review in the Flawless Man forum of this past weekend working with myself and Camo.  I've edited out some of this review because "B" likes to give away my training secrets, so even though I've left some of this review up, if you'd like to read the part where "B" breaks down my individual pickup techniques one-by-one, you're going to have to go on the forum.  If you're not on the forum yet, pickup a copy of my book and you'll get 14 days for free to check it out!  Simply CLICK HERE, purchase a copy my book Flawless Texting, and you're in!

Even though I did omit some of best stuff in this review there's still tons of juice here, so strap yourselves in...

Here's the review:

You're reading a post on the forum of a guy who is, in my opinion, undoubtedly the #1 pickup artist on the planet right now. The fact that you're reading a Live Training Review means you might be wondering if it will be worth it to sign up for a Training with Jake P and his Top Instructor, Camo. If so, read on--this post is for you.

Over the few weeks I’ve enjoyed two awesome training nights with Jake and Camo, and the experience far exceeded my expectations. I want to tell you what it’s like to go out with these two rock stars of the pickup world

Monday, April 4, 2016

Aggressiveness

So this weekend was a great one.  Camo and I have been coaching for a couple weeks now and this saturday night we pulled a bunch of girls back to the place and had a really amazing night!  I asked the student if he would write a review for the trainings he got since Camo is new, so I'll throw that review up once I get it.

The main lesson from these two trainings was aggressiveness.

Monday, March 14, 2016

Two Threesomes in One night using "Chameleon Game"

Hey guys,

So there's a lot happening here lately if you've somehow managed to miss all of it.  I've got my new book Flawless Texting available, I've been coaching daily in The Flawless Man Forum, and I'm posting my own personal screenshots and analyzing them on the forum too.  I'm even about to start doing exclusive videos where I analyze my texting convos, my Tinder, and some students text threads as well.  So if you're not involved yet, head over to FlawlessTexting.com and join us.

And now for the cool news.  I'm introducing a new live-game coach to my staff here, and if you're a guy who has been waiting for a great opportunity to signup for some training, this could be a great time for you.  Here's why:

Monday, March 7, 2016

Free Approach Anxiety Interview

Hey guys,

Lots of changes happening lately in my world.  I just got back from a bit of vacationing in the Bahamas on a rock cruise (that I got for free from a band member I know) and then to Las Vegas (another free trip) for a movie premier with an up-and-coming rapper.  Vegas is changing, wow!  I checked out the new club OMNIA that they reportedly spend $107 million dollars making, and man was it impressive... unlike the ratio of men to women in it, lol.

In other news, not only is the newest version of

Monday, February 1, 2016

Openers and Routines vs. Natural game

Hey guys,

Just a quick update before I talk about game today.  Periscope didn't happen this weekend and it's happening today or tomorrow instead.  I'll shoot everyone on my email list an email before it happens so that you can be ready and waiting.  Last time I didn't have my settings on Periscope set to record the broadcast, so the last one didn't get recorded.  This one will though, and when it's done i'll put if up on The Flawless Man Forum ASAP!

So on the forum I've been getting asked some questions lately about opening and openers and short ones and long ones and which opener to use and "should I have a stack" and all of that, so today I wanted to address those questions so everything's clear for you.

Tuesday, January 26, 2016

Flirting with a Co-worker

Hey guys,

So yesterday we had a great turnout for the first live Periscope!  I believe it was 56 total users, so I'm very happy.  I joined you from just below the Hollywood sign here in Los Angeles, and we talked about the BMW motorcycle I freshly built, about dominance struggles, AMOGGING techniques, about Brad's car collection, and about how I used to be black.  Yep, you read that correctly.  We even had an actual female join us for the Periscope, and if you're reading this Madii, thanks for joining us.  

If you'd like to see yesterday's live periscope sesh, I've archived it in the Flawless Man Forum HERE  

And if you wanna tune-in for my next session, it's going to be coming up here this week.  I haven't quite decided whether or not to do it on Wednesday here in Hollywood, or from Scottsdale this weekend at the Barrett Jackson car auction.  Is there a rule against Periscoping while you're drunk?  

 Onto today's topic.  So I've been doing a quick 15 minutes on the phone with a few of the guys who purchased Flawless Texting, and one of them this morning talked with me about a situation he's got at work with a co-worker.  She apparently comes up to him daily, makes a fart noise, and pokes him in the butt.  Then she walks away.  Classy.  

Well up until today when this happens he just laughs a bit and goes off on his way.  But he needs to flirt!  Anytime a girl is initiating conversation with us, it's a great chance to use flirting frames with her as a means to flirt.  One of these frames is called a "You want me" frame.  To use a "you want me" frame you just take whatever she says and you tell her she's just saying it because she wants you.  In other words, you could simply say "You're just saying that because you're super into me."  

In this case, I wanted to address the girl's fart noise with a you want me frame that incorporates smell, so I told him that the next time she does this, he should flirt back with her by saying something like "I think you're obsessed with the way I smell.  You're so in love with me that you love any smell that comes out of my body."  Then the next time she does it I would say "I bet if I took my shirt off and left it in the break room that you'd take it home and sit there in bed all night sniffing it and dreaming of me."  

Once you've established a flirting frame of her doing whatever she's doing because she wants you, it's easy to solidify that frame using fictitious scenarios where her entire life revolves around thinking about you and wanting you.  After you've solidified the frame, you can literally continue using it forever indefinitely to flirt with the girl.  It's fun to get creative with this type of stuff, and once you've got it down, you'll never turn back.

Signup for my email list above if you haven't yet and I'll send you the time of my next upcoming Periscope!  Thanks for reading, guys. 


Saturday, January 23, 2016

Live Periscope is on the way

Hey guys,

In an effort to offer you more free access to me and not be a technological idiot, I'm going to start doing Periscope with you.  If you're not familiar with Periscope, it's basically a live broadcast that's available for anyone to watch.  You can check it out at https://www.periscope.tv

Simply download the Periscope app onto your phone, find me (I'm @jakepulls, just like my twitter), and then we all jump on and I chat with you about whatever I feel like saying and I answer your questions personally.  I'm starting this with just one broadcast, and based on interest I'll continue doing it.

Now I'm not going to announce the time and place here on my blog.  It's a huge ass secret.  Totally exclusive.  I'm only going to message the group of guys on my email list what the broadcast time will be, so if you'd like to jump on for a free conference call and ask me some questions, then throw in your email address into the above box and I'll give you at least 2 hours notice as to when I'll be on there broadcasting live!  

If you miss the Periscope broadcast or you'd like to see it again, I'll be posting it and all subsequent broadcasts on the Flawless Man Forum.   If you're not yet a member of the forum, you can get access to it and to my new e-book by joining at www.flawlesstexting.com

Again, I'm testing here to see how many guys are into watching me on Periscope and getting questions answered.  They can literally be anything you'd like to ask me.  We can talk about texting or about how the sky is blue and vagina can be several colors.  I don't care.   So if you don't have it yet, go download the Periscope app, then put your email address in above and we'll get the mother started!  Can't wait to see you guys and get to know my audience better!

Jake P

Monday, January 18, 2016

Dump Her When She Does This

I wanted to reach out to you guys publicly today just to say thanks for your overwhelming support of my Flawless Texting e-book and bonuses.  I've already had tons of emails congratulating me on my launch of the book and bonuses and now i'm starting to already get guys messaging me with reviews and telling me how much they like it.  I've realized through this that a lot of guys are surprised that the book comes with so many hours of audio of live coaching, and I know it seems like a huge amount of material to listen to, but I assure you you'll be glad you've done it.  Pop it into your phone and listen to it on your drives to work, or maybe listen to it while you're working out.  It'll go quicker than you think!  And if you haven't yet picked up a copy of the book, head to www.flawlesstexting.com and get 'em while they're hot.

Also!  I've had a few guys ask if Tanya (from the interview about how to get girls to send you your favorite kind of pics of them on your phone and how to let you take videos of them on your phone) is available for some assistance.  The answer is yes, Tanya is available for phone consults!  I've talked with her and she's totally willing to help you use the techniques she discussed in the interview with you personally.  Oddly enough, she would love nothing more than for you to get the kinds of photos and videos on your phone that you'd love to have.  The reality is that women really do want to let you have pictures and video of them, there's just a specific way to you about it.  If you're interested in talking with Tanya, simply email me jakepulls@gmail.com and we can set it up for you.

Yes, I'm aware that my free texting course isn't completed yet.  I assure you it's coming soon!  I just wanted to get the book and the products out as soon as I could.  Be sure also to click through to the order page of the product if you'd like to see what's included with the e-book.  Although you'd definitely be amazed if you saw me in the field talking with women, you wouldn't be so amazed at my marketing skills if you really knew how terrible they were.  So for now you'll have to wait if you wanna see some huge marketing spiel discussing everything in-depth.

Now for the meat & potatoes...

Wednesday, January 13, 2016

Flawless Texting

Hey guys,

I know it's been a complete and utter disaster that it has taken me so long to finish my texting e-book and website, but as promised it is finally here!  

After almost 10 years of approaching and learning about women and over 2 years of writing and editing, I've finally written out my best secrets about texting women in an ebook packed with over 180 pages of pure gold that no one has ever written about before me.  It's my own personal theory, straight from my experience.

So today I'd like to introduce you to the future.  I call it "Flawless Texting" and it's truly something i'm so very proud to offer to you guys.  

This email isn't something some marketer wrote.  It's me here, Jake P. 

Last night I launched my website and sent out an email to those of you who were on the early bird list for my book, and the response has been immediate and overwhelming to me.  I would like to thank those of you who read and love my blog.  For your loyalty I thank you! 

So since my blog readers are a special group to me, i'm gonna give you guys a special deal.  I'm not sending my system out via massive email lists yet because I want you guys to have a chance to be the first ones who get access to Flawless Texting and The Flawless Man forum, where you can post screenshots of your text conversations and get me personally answering your texting and dating questions.  I literally don't even have moderators, coaches, or any help yet for my forum, so for right now you literally get ME.  Not joking.  

In addition to my book Flawless Texting and access to the Flawless Man Forum, I've included some BADASS, never before heard stuff.  I personally walk you through how to build your confidence in an audio recording I titled "Unshakeable Confidence."  You'll also get to hear a never before released recording of me teaching the pickup mansion guys how to have "Unforgettable Conversation" that she will literally never ever forget. It's my favorite mansion session recording.  Next I teach you my personal technique for getting "The Flawless Phone Number."  

And if this wasn't enough yet for you I've included not one, but TWO interviews on getting sexual with your phone.  In the first interview, the once #1 PUA in the world Brad P breaks down his techniques for texting sexually and getting nude photos and VIDEOS on your phone.  In the second audio, I interview Tanya, a straight shooting super hot Hollywood girl, on the exact same topic!  Will her opinion of how to get nude photos match up with the #1 PUA's opinion???  You're gonna absolutely love what you learn from these interviews.  Again I'm very very proud of the quality and freshness of this information, and I believe it will shake the dating world.  

But wait!  There's more... lol (Sorry, I happen to love watching late night infomercials, so the fact that i'm writing all this out now for myself and you guys is somehow funny to me).  So I decided to teach my entire Flawless Texting System live to the Pickup Mansion guys and I recorded every second of it.  I didn't even edit it at all.  This took me 3 days to teach so when you signup for the free 14 day trial of my Flawless Man Forum, you get that 5+hours of audio free with your signup.  

Aaaaaand, there's still more.  I've included surprise bonuses that you'll get immediately when you finish your checkout process.  All of this stuff will come in a zip file that you simply open up, and you'll have instant access to my forum, where right now there are literally zero posts.  Will you be the first guy to make a post??? Bragging rights!  

So the best part is that all of this stuff is only gonna cost you $67   

In a couple weeks if you decide to stay in the forum it'll be $67 a month, and if you decide to wait and signup later with everyone else, then you'll be paying $99 a month instead of the deal i'm giving you guys today for $67.  

This deal is going to expire rapidly here.  I'm probably only going to give it a few more days  before it'll go out to some massive email lists and open the floodgates to everyone, so get in now while the getting is hot!  Click on the link below, and welcome to Flawless Texting!