I Passed out While Fucking

So i'm taking a break from writing my Texting e-Book to write this post...

 Germany just won the World Cup!  WOOHOOO!  Many of you know that I travel quite a bit, and one of the trips I took was to Germany in 2006 to watch the World Cup.  The excitement, the people, and the worldwide party turned me into a fan of the event of Soccer altogether...

And that's why I drank 22 Heinekens during the game... and passed out at 3am while having sex with a girl i'm dating.  

So here's what happened...